The Spanish speaking tabby cat
is reciting poetry at the door,
whilst mice in the cellar are
rehearsing ” The Barber of Seville “;
Our memories are scattered
and refuse to come home when called,
crimson has been voted most popular colour
by Old dutch masters who no longer paint;
We avoid mentioning the room in which
the elephant sits for fear of embarrassing
those who are about to leave;
All of our spelling mistakes have been corrected
by those who cannot read,
and for the sake of unity with dunces
we’ve hidden all our wisdom
in a box in the garden shed;
A giant broom of ignorance is sweeping
away the detritus we called learning
leaving the kitchen floor spotless once again.
An exceptional surrealistic satire composed with great gusto.
Excellent Satirical composition on the present education system.