Dolphins don’t recite poetry
Pandas never discuss Kant ,
Seagulls are rarely eloquent
and Hyenas do nothing but rant ;
Orangutans like listening to Brahms
Piranhas enjoy Winter sports ,
Mountain Lions are socially maladroit
and Kangaroos never wear shorts ;
Chipmunks are big fans of Sinatra
Rhinos look good in Wellington boots ,
Basking Sharks frequent public libraries
and Gazelles favour three-piece suits .
