He was always getting dirty
Forever getting wet,
But would he ever have a bath?
He would often quiet forget.
You see, cats just don’t like water
No matter how hard we tried,
We even put some milk
Upon a saucer, in the bath.
But would it ever tempt him
To get his paws quite wet?
Not even for a pilchard,
Could we get him wet.
“But Mummy, why don’t we use a machine?
It goes round, and round, and round!
He would only need a minute, or two
To get him very clean!
It was a logical answer
To the problem we had at hand.
“But how would he breathe?”
What a typical question!
“Here’s a peg for on his nose!”
What a solution.
“Ready, Steady, Go ….!”
“Meoiw …..”
“Oh! How he’s very clean!”
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Fluffy!