In the valley of the idiots where a half-wit was King, it was ordered that:-
the use of the letter “E” will be made illegal from to-day onwards,
an official spokesman said that
the letter “E” was identified as the main cause for the exponential growth of words in the language;
and has in the past been responsible for numerous mis-spellings and confusion surrounding its usage in words also containing the letter “i”.
The order takes into account the expert advice of independent literary academics and is seen as a necessary step toward making the language leaner and fitter for purpose;
Again following expert guidance, words of 6 or more letters will no longer be permitted in public discourse but there will be no additional restrictions on their use in conversations held in a single household or with neighbours.
Police have been granted special enforcement powers to issue a 10000 pounds fine on those caught flouting the new rules on word length and use of the “E”.